19th May 2012
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Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam
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“We’ve come up against an unforeseen circumstance, but we’ll resume deliberation and voting as quickly as is reasonably possible,” said majority leader and Budget Committee chaircat Sen. Creamsicle (D-ND), stretching out to his entire length and repeatedly kneading the chamber carpet. “I think I speak for most of my colleagues when I say that, while it is extremely important we continue the legislative work at hand, we must first give this warm and bright beam of light the due consideration it deserves.”
Listen at your own risk. I for one don’t think it’s possible to achieve a cat-in-sunbeam state. I heard the Dalai Lama did it once, but won’t talk about it.
Cat (is not) in a Sunbeam
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that Cat in a Sun Beam contains neither cats, nor sunbeams.
I’m sure it’s a lovely blog, the author being Canadian and all, but I’d appreciate either a cat, or a sunbeam within arm’s reach to satisfy the expectations created by the title and URL - truth in advertising and all that.
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